the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
so i found out that my phone can connect to my school’s staff room’s TV and on my last day of school i’m going to stream the phanaconda video on to it during the governor’s meeting and no-one can stop me.
NOBODY WANTS TO STOP YOU. DO IT.
they should never have given me a detention for having my hair down.
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes